Forced to spend the last 18 Thursday nights watching “Project Runway” reruns, tonight marks the return of quality reality TV. Oh, how we’ve missed you, “Jersey Shore.”
It’s been five long months since we’ve curled up with our favorite fist-pumping, hair-teasing reality stars, but MTV’s juggernaut is finally back – and, according to the season 4 trailer, crazier than ever.
I, for one, am so excited to welcome Snooki and the gang back into my life, I don’t even care that the show, filmed in beautiful Florence, Italy, is still going by its original name – which refers to New Jersey’s Atlantic coast. So, in honor of “Shore’s” return, here are five things to look forward to on season 4:
(Note: We haven’t seen any advance screenings. However, based on seasons 1, 2, and 3, there is a 100 percent chance that the following events will occur during the impending season.)
1. Ronnie and Sammi will get back together. Then they’ll breakup. Then they’ll get back together again. At some point in time, an Italian hottie will catch Ronnie’s eye, causing Sammi to inflict physical pain on Ronnie. Ronnie will then head to the kitchen and drown his sorrows in one of those mysterious red shakes he’s always blending.
2. Mike will scare off an Italian girl by offering her his pajamas way too soon. He’ll then head to the club, find another Italian girl, bring her home and somehow convince her to smush.
3. Vinny will find a local barber and get his haircut – every episode.
4. JWoww will get into a fight. And win.
5. Snooki will get into a minor car accident with a police vehicle. (OK, so we didn’t make this one up.)
Will you tune into “Jersey Shore” tonight at 10 p.m. ET to watch Snooki and Co. take Florence?
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